I came across some publicity for the subway yesterday. If you ever wondered how big Glasgow is, this might be of some interest…

Glasgow’s Subway (the Clockwork Orange):
Mon-Sat: First trains leave St Enoch station at 6.35am, last trains leave at 11.10pm
Sun: First trains leave St Enoch station at 10.59am, last train leaves at 5.39pm
During peak times there is a Subway train every four minutes calling at each of the 15 stations.

I mean I knew that the subway was small. The trains have only three carriages, and there is only one route, which is made to look like two as the trains run both clockwise and anti-clockwise around the same circle. But, I still can’t believe it. It could be why we never see anyone on the streets on a Sunday before midday…. it’s not the hangover from the big night out Saturday as we suspected, it’s just that there is no public transport.

Should have known…