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snoozers are loosers

This is the blurb on the back of the pack:
“zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz to A. we only want you for your body
yes, that’s A for more awake, more alive and far more alert. say ‘asta la vista siesta! with our unique new patches. pop one on your arm and you’ll find yourself with tons more energy to do things. even it it’s merely to run (rather than crawl) up those stairs to bed.”

I had to buy them. You know I try and keep healthy, organic everything, no processed food (unless its take out after a big night out), blah blah blah. But really… 100mg of caffeine in a patch for your arm? How could you pass them up? In such lovely packaging too! I found some at Frasers the other day, and immediately thought of a couple of sleep deprived friends in London who might get some use out of them.. although I suspect sleep would be far better option!

They have a store full of products, with brilliant, in-your-face marketing blurbs. Sadly, I can relate to most of it….

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