I had a Honeybuns Milk Chocolate Brownie the other day with a coffee at Cherrybeans in Partick. It was delicious, and to top it off the packaging had this very succinct warning:
“This cake is an indulgent treat. If you eat more calories than you burn, you WILL gain weight.”

Very apt on a brownie wrapper, no?

N.B. Honeybuns is a small local company from Dorset that bakes goodies from scratch, by hand, with no mass production or chemicals or nasty ingredients. Look out for their products. I can vouch that they are really very good…