I picked up my new goggles today… Michelle and I each chose a pair last weekend, she’s got b_______ because she’s getting old, and mine are regular. Hers will take 10 days, because they’re b_______ and mine are regular so therefore faster to make and they are in fact already finished and picked up and being worn.

I joke, but the truth is although she’s older than me in years, she’s got more energy, less wrinkles, and is in better health than me.

But still, I don’t have to wear b_______. Yet.